Jarod 06 Mar 2007 : 23:49
We need new news
In other news, an unbiased critic discovered that Nudge might be able to produce the most impressive sponge cakes ever (What the heck is a sponge cake?). On the other hand, reliable sources report that her simnel cake sucks to hell and back (And what\'s that ought to be?).
Stay tuned. Signing off, Jarod Arris, hoping for photos of
the cat and the cakes.
Ladies, gentlemen, quants.
We need news. Badly. Make summin up if you can't find any, dammit. Can't be too hard, politicians do it all the time.
Did you know that William Shatner won 2 Emmys for his role in Boston Legal? Yes, recently, the fa... thickened, ol...derelict Shatner. Respect, man. And Sulu was in heroes, with NCC-1701 on his number plate. So old, so old. You rock, guys.
I have never seen a single episode of Heroes. It any good? Du du du... lala ... now, there, your turn.
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I was just informed by an anonymous poster (*nudge nudge*) that a crime was committed! I quote
Some bloody criminal cat stealer stole my cat!!!!!!!Apparently, the cat has been missing for two weeks. All the FSEU News team hope that the cat is well and will be returned untouched and unharmed soon. We hate catnappers!!! Terrorists! Violate your own cats! Err. Report any cat and cat stealer sightings to your local feline authorities!